"Being Stupid Feels Safe!" - News Update (AwakenWithJP)

In this episode of We Lie to You News, you learn about the top three breaking stories to help you be a dumber American, because that’s the only way our country can function. Stories like how Israeli officials that have infiltrated our government have discovered that Cuba has infiltrated our government, President Trump’s peace deal has an escalating death toll, and Trump pretends he won the world cup.



[Posted at the SpookyWeather2 blog, July 24, 2026.]